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Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever

Uncle John's New & Improved Funniest Ever

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The title says it all: This is

the

funniest Uncle John book EVER, in the newest and most improved way. (It might even be the funniest book in the history of books, but Uncle John is much too modest to state that outright...even though it is.)

Dumb crooks: The robber who ran face-first into a wall because he forgot to poke eye holes in his pillowcase.

Witty wordplay: If Snoop Dogg were to marry Winnie-the-Pooh, his name would become Snoop Dogg Pooh.

Flubbed headlines: “British Left Waffles On House Floor”

Quirky stars: Billy Idol’s concert rider demands he have one large tub of I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter in his dressing room.

Job lingo: If you hear an E.R. doc mention a “VIP,” be on the lookout for a “very intoxicated patient.”

Sputtering sportscasters: “If only faces could talk.” —Pat Summerall


And much, much more!
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